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Pequeñas curiosidades de la naturaleza

Mensajepor Valadian » Mar Ago 11, 2009 1:31 am

- Si gritaras durante 8 años, 7 meses y 6 días, habrías producido suficiente energía como para calentar una taza de café.
* (No parece valer la pena)

- El orgasmo de un cerdo dura 30 minutos.
* (¡¡30 minutos!!)

- Golpear tu cabeza contra un muro consume 150 calorías por hora.
* (Me quedé pensando en lo del cerdo........)

- Una cucaracha vivirá 9 días sin su cabeza, antes de morir de hambre.
* (¡Qué envidia que le tengo al cerdo!)

- Algunos leones se aparean más de 50 veces al día
* (Igual prefiero ser cerdo, calidad sobre cantidad)

- El elefante es el único animal que no puede saltar
* (...30 minutos, ¡qué loco el cerdo!)

- Los ojos de un avestruz son más grande que su cerebro
* (Conozco gente así)

- Las estrellas de mar no tienen cerebro.
* (También conozco gente así)

- Los osos polares son zurdos.
* (Los perros Pastor Alemán son nacionalistas, la ballena franca es franquista y el cerdo... ¡El cerdo es un maestro!)


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Re: Pequeñas curiosidades de la naturaleza

Mensajepor Sergio_VK » Mar Ago 11, 2009 7:50 am

Jajajaja que grande!!

Así yo tambien quiero ser cerdo!

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Mensajepor El padrino » Mar Ago 11, 2009 2:00 pm

:rotoparto: x 21312312312313123123


si es que somos de pensamiento UNICO¡¡¡¡ (el del cerdo...of course¡¡¡)
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Re: Pequeñas curiosidades de la naturaleza

Mensajepor nachinho » Mar Ago 11, 2009 6:51 pm

:rotoparto: :rotoparto: :rotoparto: Valadian que grande eres!!! :alavado:
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Mensajepor kiko » Jue Ago 20, 2009 10:37 am

JAJAJAJ q bueno.
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Mensajepor tavinet » Mié Ago 26, 2009 11:09 pm

muy linda recopilacion, aca va un pequeño aporte


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Re: Pequeñas curiosidades de la naturaleza

Mensajepor josesport » Vie Ago 28, 2009 2:02 am

jajajaja muy buena, esta naturaleza no hace más que sorprendernos cada día
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Re: Pequeñas curiosidades de la naturaleza

Mensajepor CrAfTy » Vie Sep 18, 2009 11:22 am

oig oig xD

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Mensajepor eltitoxusmi » Vie Sep 18, 2009 1:26 pm

Jajajaja, y luego se quejan de que los cerdos son unos cerdos!sabiendo estas cosas con razón que los llamen asi!jajaja

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